Location: New Jersey
Age: 44 (At the start of this Web Page)
Present Age: 54 (My Own Hit Counter )
Education: College
Occupation: I am currently 'exploring new opportunities in the job market'...(See Page Two/Section One for explanation)..
Ethnicity: Italian/German/Scottish/Irish
Eccentric: Very
Religion: Catholic (that's for you, Mom)
Sex: On occasion, but since I was raised Catholic
it's my duty to say that I didn't enjoy it.
Description: Since beauty is in the "eye of the beholder", and this is my Web Page, let's just say that I'm 5'6, 120 pounds... and gorgeous.
(It's not really true, but like I said... this is MY Web Page!)
The only thing I'm sure of is that my name is LeeAnn,
I'm 44 years old and I'm a woman.
I used to be married to a man who was suffering (or should I say enjoying),
a 'Multiple Mid-Life Crisis Disorder'.
We are now in the process of getting a divorce
so that he can enjoy his disorder on a full time basis.
I used to live in a beautiful and somewhat expensive house
in the suburbs of South Jersey.
But we recently sold it to another couple
who still believe that they are happily married.
I used to be the mother of three children (two girls and a boy).
But they all grew up one day when I wasn't looking.
And I used to be one of the greatest Nursing Supervisors
that ever roamed the halls of a hospital.
Sadly, the Director of Nursing was not informed of that fact,
and she fired me in April of 1999.
I'd like nothing better than to tell you why,
but the settlement included a 'better keep your mouth shut' clause.
I haven't found another job yet.
I'm still waiting for the day that my hospital realizes the enormity of their mistake,
and begs me to come back to work for them.
It's been over a year now. Good thing for them I'm so patient.
And I used to be young, thin, firm and blonde.
Well... I'm still blonde.
I could still be thin and firm.
Maybe the twenty pounds that I gained since my entire
life changed is just hiding it.
My best friend Maureen told me that I shouldn't feel bad
about losing my entire identity in 1999.
She thinks I should be... excited.
That this is an opportunity to re-invent myself,
and not everyone gets a chance to do that.
Oh, lucky me.
I guess she could be right... I really might still "have it."
I just don't remember where I put it.
And so my adventure begins...
This Web Site is a collection of the stories of my life.
None of the names have been changed, cause in MY story...
NOBODY is innocent!
I hope you enjoy my Site,
but please do not take anything from my Pages
without my permission. All Rights Reserved.
Copyright August, 1999. Thank you.
